I’m in the mood to coin some jokes.
My family and I recently watched Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. Which made me think of this one, dedicated to our Bonald:
What’s the particle physicist’s favorite actress?
[An Altavista search reveals that someone uses “Tippi Hadron” as his nom de cyber. But apparently nobody has posted the joke on the Net. And Google refused to accept “Tippi Hadron,” bombarding me with news of Tippi Hedren.]
Here at the Orthosphere, Kristor recently asked “What’s a tradent?”
My answer: A trident with a southern accent.
Finally: How many traditionalist conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the broken bulb, and nine to fight off the liberals, who love darkness.