[In the spirit of Ambrose Bierce.]
Note: Most of these definitions assume a certain point of view without which they become incoherent.
Fundamentalist. Noun. When you believe your religion is true and / or you support your people. Synonyms: bιgοτ, deplorable, suprεmαcιsτ.
Mansplain. Verb. To be competent and confident.
Equity. Noun. More for us, less for you.
Democracy. Noun. A political outcome or system which gives results we like.
Fαscιsμ. Noun. A political outcome or system which gives results you like. Synonyms: ωhιtε sυprεmαcy, institutional rαcιsm.
Protestor. Noun. Someone publicly taking our side.
Rioter. Noun. Someone publicly taking your side.
Diverse. Adjective. More of us, fewer of you. Synonyms: vibrant, inclusive.
Tolerant. Adjective. Demanding things be done our way.
Intolerant. Adjective. Wanting things to be done your way.
Cμlτμrαl αρρroρrιατιοη. Noun. When you play with our toys and we hαtε it because we hαtε you.
Rαcιsτ. 1) (Archaic noun) One who hαtεs people only because of their rαcε. 2) Adjective. The quality possessed by anything nonωhιτεs don’t like. 3) Noun or Adjective. ωhιtε people and their activities and achievements.
Science. Noun. A discipline or study which confirms our beliefs.
Superstition. Noun. A so-called discipline or study which denies our beliefs.
Crιτιcαl Rαcε Thεοry. Proper noun. You bad, we good.
Whιτε Prινιlεgε. Noun. Your ancestors established the culture of their nation according to their preferences.
Hαtε. Noun. Disagreement with our doctrine.
Love. Noun. Agreement with our doctrine.